Really lady?

May 26, 2011


You can’t find anywhere else to paint your fucking toe nails? Get out of our recycling receptacle, I need to toss my kombucha bottle!


case of the mondays

February 8, 2011

we know you probably woke up hung over today after that horrid super bowl sunday, because you had to drink an extra case of pbr after being forced to watch that shit show known as the black eyed peas during half time. unless of course you where smart enough to tune into the puppy bowl instead. in that case, props to you. mondays suck, but whats new?

okay, i know its kind of redundant to complain about seattle weather but uhg, really? today it poured down buckets of rain with thunder and lighting to boot & it also freakin hailed in queen anne. and now more then ever i am day dreaming of summer. but get a load of this. starbucks new huge trenta cup can hold an entire bottle of wine. drinkin on madison beach will never be the same…summer please hurry up.

ok and what the fuck is this? is a social network site of missed connections on crack for horny hipster & jock college students alike. here are some examples from the seattle u’s page:

At Camp 1018: Female, Blonde

I always see you sitting on the edge of the bed from my room in Bell. I’m normally not able to see you but i bought some military grade binoculars just for this. you have your hair up in a bun, blue v-neck sweater and grey sweatpants… and you’re studying math. test tomorrow? good luck!

At Camp 10: Female, Blonde

You’re always hanging out with really cool people, especially that one asian hipster. I’m not as cool as them but I just have to say, i think you’re beautiful.

At C Street: Male, Brunette

When you walked through the cafeteria with your flannel unbuttoned just enough for your chest hair to peek out turned me on. You’re a hot man!

kind of creepy. man, i am so happy i am not in college.


perhaps all cap hill gals might wanna put a ring on it, or so advises who did the ohsotrue video response to “jizz in my pants” by the lonely island gents.

check it:

don’t pee on the street/neighbor’s yard/dumpster-just go home….!

as if you’re just gonna go home after the war room kicks all the cool kids out! too bad the cal anderson love fest has come to semi-temporary hault due what we call the early “fuck u” fall. but do not fret my fellow hillsters-i know you always know where to lurk after 2am. and tonight is no diff…

head to the door (unmarked of course!) of the healthy times fun club where there will be not 4, not 5 but 6 crucial dj’s to spice up your after hour story playing nothing but the best hipster electro shit that will indeed secure the chance of a hangover. sounds good to me.

hope you know where it is my little sherlock holmes(es?). i have complete and utter faith in all of you!


September 2, 2008

ew gross. black toilet seats are not ok ever especially in places like via tribs. wtf via? those are sick and should be reserved for places you expect sickness like greyhound bus stops in grants pass or something. and that lighting in that bathroom is pretty much one candle so i was having a whole lot of trouble seeing what i was about to sit on. its been 24 hours and i am still dry heaving.

just a heads up to female diners-pee prior to arrival.


August 2, 2008

last night: a little billy trail of activity all over home base.
smiles abound, there was one sour moment.
linda’s – wtf?! i haven’t frequented you in admittedly too long but an inch deep of shit water in the boys room ain’t no way to keep a buzz.


thanks to rowan and co. for the glass slider chillum lesson. you guys know how to work a patio!

belltown anybody?

June 21, 2008

above is one of many strong reasons why we don’t like to venture beyond our beloved hill.

jaega bomb?

barefoot on the hill

May 4, 2008

ok y’all. i get that it’s sunny and shit…but seriously:

put some damn shoes on, 61 degrees does not make seattle a beach.

where would you least like to walk barefoot on the hill?