cupcake: could be considered an audacious observer of all things young and restless. most likely to be making up stories and stumbling home buzzed on a week night. usually not a threat.
rye bread: can be spotted around the hill drinking a hard cider or taking your picture. probably can out dance you on the dance floor or microwave late night drunk food faster then any other.
pumpkin: referred to as a ‘tortured intellectual,’ this betty is likely sippin a cupajoe in your favorite cafe in a little vintage somethinsomethin. she’s frequently sighted slurping up the last bits of her veggie phở and pretending to read the newspaper. pumpkin’s answers to the cap to the hill questionnaire.
coleslaw: this hedonistic, recovering vegetarian is unafraid of drinking one too many whiskey gingers at busstop. frequently found recovering with a bottle of kombucha in one hand and a fatty slice of piecora’s in the other, he’s likely dreaming of his next steamy hookup. dont’ cross this chap, as he’s unafraid to toss his chai in your lap and laugh. coleslaw’s answers to the cap to the hill questionnaire.
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