mug shots

February 28, 2011

convicts of the twilight exit

the pizza diet

February 28, 2011

apparently i got shit for genes.

it has officially been claimed that

one employee of Big Mario’s Pizza

has shockingly LOST weight

since the bar’s opening last july.

WHAT?

WHAT?

PIZZA EVERYDAY

AND YOU LOST WEIGHT?

everyone knows pizza makes you fat. and Big Mario’s is a friggin’ pizza lunch buffet just like the one you ate at the mall on saturday in seventh grade. she is defying science. she must be jesus.

you fucking bitch. ugh.

xo.