the flannel conundrum

June 29, 2009


i have a question. one i have been plagued with since the most nipply of winters. here it is: does the addition of flannel automatically make an outfit less slut-like? 


as a lady, i wanna show off the goods as much as possible, but up here it seems you must execute the display of decollete in the most precise of ways in order to avoid being pinned as a bellevue commuter.

i don’t always have the eye, or the motivation, to project it in the ‘correct’ fashion.

therefore, my lazy tactic is to throw on some flannel.

brown, itchy and collared seems to be, by definition, the opposite of sexy.

my question: does this opposition, this  visual battle of the eye, this juxtaposition actually turn something as slutty as titties into a PG ensemble? 

call me a ho, i’m ok with it. 

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